The Views of My Muse

I have NO problem finding my muse,
The problem is his controversial world views.
One night he's poetic, and the next he's a punk,
The next he's on facebook,
Doing karaoke drunk.
He expresses his aingst, his pain and the rest,
As well as his lifelong obsession with breasts.
His latest obsessive, compulsion is SPAM,
And the endless and mindless pursuit of canned HAM.